回国日记之二十二：腐败企划书（上照片啦！）

<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">回国日记之十九：武大郎炊饼</span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">临行的前一天，想着同年级的老同学再聚聚。挺有意思，差不多每次回去，英俄西法各班都能凑上几位。虽然当年大班、小班、小小班、语种编班整的挺热闹，就这么</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Calibri">160</font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">头蒜，谁不知道谁啊！</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">聚的地方是经验食家提供的最新信息，山东风味菜，在夕照寺街北口。其实，鲁菜在北京两百来年，一直占主角，名动京华的八大居差不多都和鲁有点儿关连。山东菜善爆、炒、扒、烧等，还长于用汤，分清、浓两种。曾在萃华楼品过“烧鱼翅”，滑爽鲜美，能吃！</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">不过这次回京实在是较为腐败，吃的已经不太想吃了。尽管桌上碟碗的排满，胃口竟然谦虚起来了。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">食到半酣，上了盘面饼，号称“大郎面饼”。说是武大郎的品牌。同时上桌的还有“潘金莲咸菜”，介绍说要将饼掰开夹那咸菜吃。水浒里，大郎的命份挺惨。长的挫也就算了，还挨打，被下毒。特别受到潘金莲的虐待。咋到饭桌上了，还把他俩整一起呢。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">同桌的几位已然照方抓药，饼里塞上咸菜，张口大嚼起来。“好，好。”的吆喝上了。念着大郎的委曲，就不想碰那咸菜。看那咸菜旁边还有一盘肉丝炒黄豆芽，于是将黄豆芽填进炊饼里。这黄豆芽有个好听的名字，叫“如意菜”，指其豆豆部分很想象如意的形状。但黄豆较硬，大火炒很难炒熟或变软。上的这盘肉丝豆芽却软硬适口。猜是爆炒前，用高汤吊过了。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">这炊饼，烤的外焦里软的。但记得《水浒传》里，大郎卖炊饼用的是扇笼。既然用笼，好象不能烤，而是蒸。当然烤好了用笼卖到也无可非议，谁让人家是武大郎呢！</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">夹了如意的炊饼味道不俗，饼香、豆香，挺对老木的口味。甘肥太过，就想有口清淡的。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">吃的差不多了，老木想着这次回来竟是沾别人的光，怎么也得做回贡献。于是悄悄起身去了前台。钱包已然掏出来了，正点票子时，一只大手过来薅住老木胳膊就给拽到一边去了。“不行，我来！”同学的老公赫然作声。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">老木挣扎了几下，没挣巴动。总不至于为谁请一顿饭再练一场吧？再说了，即使练，老木肯定是被</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Calibri">KO</font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">的。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-INDENT: 36pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">同学老公在交钱，老木在后头看着，人家一米八几的大个，横竖都比木头宽，老木在后头连柜台都看不见了。忽然觉得自己怎么就有点儿大郎了呢！</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span><p></p></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">回国日记之二十：结婚证的尴尬（上）</span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">木同学是不是喝多了，人有尴尬，一个证件有什么可尴可尬的。对不起，这是个真事儿。且听老木道来。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">和一帮原来抡锄头、划船下网的弟兄们聚在一起了。吃什么就是次要的了，再好的东东在这群人的眼里不如当年的一顿开春的鸡蛋韭菜饺子；再牛的饭店不如盘腿坐在炕上，碗里盛着满满的</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Calibri">65</font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">度北大荒白酒，脸盆当菜盘子里面的挠力河水炖鲫瓜子。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">张嘴就是想当年。。。想了一会当年，突然话题一转，聊到眼巴前了。原黑龙江生产建设兵团第三师</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Calibri">XX</font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">团</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Calibri">XX</font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">连挠力河联合舰队某主力舰政委说起不久前买房的事儿。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">政委快全退了，象这个级别的还得自己去买房，似乎有点儿那个。多少也是惊涛骇浪、网里鱼里滚过来的吗。那个归那个，腰板直、钱包鼓，那就全国山河一片红。兴冲冲的去了售房处，售楼小姐客气地引导着，什么品牌啦、时尚啊、资质啊、得率啊，都得了。别野式独立两层小洋楼，周围还有几百平方米的草地可设计花园，政委立即拍板，就是它了！而且一次付清。够牛！售楼小姐也乐了，有佣金好拿喽，笑的特别甜美。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">“先生请明天带结婚证、户口本来办理过户手续。”（港味的。）</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">第二天，政委携夫人二赴售楼处。其它证件都</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Calibri">OK</font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">，唯独小姐拿着那结婚证左看右看、前看后看、翻过来调过去的看。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">“先生（还是港味儿），您，您这个结婚证不行。”</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">“什么，怎么不行？”政委脑袋一下子就懵了。这婚都昏了快四十年了，结婚证竟是‘不行’的，这不要了亲命了吗？！</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">“按要求，结婚证是由民政部门发放的，您的这个怎么是派出所的啊？连个照片也没有！还就一份。”</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">“哦，原来为这个。我们结婚早，当时就是在派出所登记的，结婚证也是派出所出的，盖的章。”</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; （未完待续。）</font></span></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;"><strong>回国日记之二十一：结婚证的尴尬（下）</strong></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">(续。字符容量有限，只能分着发帖。见谅。）</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 讲到这儿，得往回倒退四十年。当年兵团是准军事编制，团里设军务股，军务股职权内有生死婚嫁户口登记，我们探亲也得它给“开条子”。红宝书的年代，没有结婚登记处这么个部门。即使在城市也是由居委会代管。政委的证就是这么开出来的。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">解释完了后，小姐拿出“售楼</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Calibri">XX</font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">法”，内里一条：如以夫妻二人名义购买的，必须出具民政部门的有效婚姻证明文件（大意如此）。否则</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Calibri">XXX</font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">政委是个守法的人，说：“好，我们到婚姻登记处去开个证明。”</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">登记处的接待员细心地听了上述故事，面露难色地说：“我们只办理结婚登记，不办结婚证明。证明这一类的得到公证部门办理。”</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">公证部门：“可以啊，你要拿派出所出具的相关信件来。”</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">派出所：“您手里这个不就是派出所开的证明文件吗？！总不能再开个证明文件的文件吧？！”</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">至此，政委的神智已经不太清醒了。夫人聪明，说：“还是得到结婚登记处，不行就重新登记一下呗。”</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">二到登记处。接待员依然和蔼：“登记结婚，可以滴。请出示单身证明。”</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">“单身证明哪儿开？”</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">“派出所！”</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">得，又回去了。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">派出所同志义正词严地说：“你们明明是夫妻关系，我们怎么能随便给你们开单身证明呢？！”</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">我们几个听的已经实在是忍不住啦！后来呢？后来呢？</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">后来，政委首先召开政治局会议，他老婆和他。讨论议题：为买这套房是否有必要启动先离再结预案。如果离了，有没有就不结了的危险存在。等等等等。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">说的哥儿几个心惊肉跳的。没想到，没想到，结了四十几年的婚，竟然都是山寨版。纷纷表示回家第一件事儿就是把结婚证找出来验证一哈。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p>

[此贴子已经被作者于2009-9-22 8:59:19编辑过]

<p><font size="5">老木：</font></p><p><font size="5">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 你说的这个“真实的笑话”可太逗人啦，可现实确实如此，类似的事情都可以出个“集锦”了。</font></p><p><font size="5">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 顺便再请教一下：你“目录”上的标题是怎么改的？我咋就整不来呢，多谢赐教！</font></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">小吴同学，（这么称呼，老木开心</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 14pt;"><font face="Calibri">S</font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">啦！）</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 14pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">很高兴你来请教（有人请教，更开心呀！），老木当然要倾囊相授。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 14pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">简单，回到一楼，即第一个帖子，点击“编辑”，然后就更改标题那栏就是了。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 14pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">这么简单的问题，老木酌情少收费，这回就不麻烦看二五眼了。咱为朋友求个情，方便时你给小卫看看她那“含情脉脉”的眼是咋回事儿。卫国说病的不轻呢！</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 14pt;"><p></p></span></p>

<p><font size="4">老木：多谢赐教，咱就客气点儿，不学他们叫“木头--”之类的了。</font></p><p><font size="4">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 你们的“艳照”咱都一幅幅仔细欣赏了，人家小卫目光炯炯，满眼喜气，眼睛好的很！倒是对面的那位，看起来有点儿“斜视”，可你都怕“一个半”把你这木头劈了扔炉灶里，我就更不敢扎刺了，何况咱和小卫也挺铁，更不能多嘴多舌了。</font></p><p><font size="4">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 没瞧卫姐恼了，卫国直低头认罪呢吗？</font></p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">小吴同学好！</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 14pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">别客气，有什么事儿，尽管请教。老木也不客气，大不了说声：不知道！就是了，也不怕丢脸。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 14pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">哎，你说小卫那眼神真没毛病？那劲头就是广东话里的“放电”是不是？怪不得贼啦亮。可也不总那样儿。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 14pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">本来想找你给说句公道话，忘了你不光和放电的一块儿荒友过，还和那“一个半”是同个鸟语的！再加上卫国也是。老木栽了！</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 14pt;"><p></p></span></p>

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>穆小芒</i>在2009-9-28 13:05:48的发言：</b><br/><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">小吴同学好！</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 14pt;">
                                <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">别客气，有什么事儿，尽管请教。老木也不客气，大不了说声：不知道！就是了，也不怕丢脸。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 14pt;">
                                <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">哎，你说小卫那眼神真没毛病？那劲头就是广东话里的“放电”是不是？怪不得贼啦亮。可也不总那样儿。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 14pt;">
                                <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">本来想找你给说句公道话，忘了你不光和放电的一块儿荒友过，还和那“一个半”是同个鸟语的！再加上卫国也是。老木栽了！</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 14pt;">
                                <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p></div><p><font size="4">老木头：跑这儿给俺上眼药来了，俺和健芳铁磁，栽了吧！</font>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">回国日记之二十二：腐败企划书</span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span></b><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">一共回去十来天，日记记了二十多，这个数有点儿乱，不能再写了。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">做为结束的一篇，应该是总结性质的。这次回去有什么要盘点的呢？校庆</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Calibri">50</font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">年？不对，那活儿是校友会的。老木就是在台上站了一会儿，念了两行字，也不知道底下的一千多位校友听见念的是什么没有，然后就下来了。没有成就感。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">再就是吃了。这次可是没少吃！家里人请、哥们儿弟兄请、同学请、自己请的，着实腐败了一哈。回首这十来吃，很是厉害，腰围明显的与吃俱进。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 想要与吃俱进</font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">得有一付好下水，说到人身上就是胃和肠子。消化功能不是一般的强，要特强！因为中午是大餐、晚上是聚餐、要不宴请、吃都要赶场。不光肠胃要好，身体也得好才行。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">点的东东不是大鱼就是大肉，一顿中式，一顿西式，弄的胃里成了杂货铺。这么多东东塞进去，不出问题才怪。经常会发生紧急情况。不及时处理的话，通常就要出大麻烦。这时候就要启动紧急预案。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">每次回去都学很多新词，这次最喜欢这个“紧急预案”，大概紧急情况发生的多了点儿。出事儿了，别管大小，立即就启动。表明早就有准备、有安排、有措施、有什么什么。老木的预案最简单，只要觉得有异样，口袋里摸出一瓶“黄连素”，立马见效。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">经常“紧急”、经常“启动”，就有些疲遢了。紧急而没启动，或启动不及时，后果更危险。“你</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Calibri">TMD</font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">不会少吃点儿！”谁这么吼了一句。也是啊，少吃点儿，不就不用启动什么了么！同理，不出事儿，不是比动不动就去启动更好呢？！</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">预案当然还是要做滴！不打无准备之仗吗。这次还暴露出一个问题，被人家给“艳照”了，还上了网。如何能“艳”，却又不被“照”，将列入几五重大研究课题。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">日记结束后的工作是要起草一份“腐败企划书”、及“腐败露馅后之应对措施预案”为下次回京做准备。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><font face="Calibri">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">谢谢所有来捧场的看帖人。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p>