紧急通知

<p><font size="3">聚会可以安排在除9月29日和10月3日以外的任何日子，这两天猪坚强值班，兔子们看哪天合适并请回贴留言。</font></p><p><font size="3">地点在安家农舍行吗？不准备饭太麻烦，附近找地撮饭，安们请客。境点人多车堵不如去自家地盘，此外远地去不了，猪zhanbei到10月中旬呐。</font></p><p><font size="3">就咱们这些去过的人去哈，欢迎带老伴儿（哈哈）和孩儿去。</font></p><p><font size="3">今年雨水大没结枣，不过我们会提前挂上一两斤冬枣供大家采摘解谗。</font></p><p><font size="3">地里的农活很多，比如拔草修树啥的，不强行布置，全靠自觉哈。也没有种花的任务，上周未我们都提前种好了。</font></p><p><font size="3">比赛吗？蓝球羽毛乒乓？没奖品哈。</font></p>

<p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">　</span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font size="6"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">　<font size="2">电视台一女主持婚后几年不育，着急忧愁，去找医生诉苦说</font></span></font><font size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">:</span></font></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font size="5"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">说我不行嘛，未婚时就怀孕过三次；说老公不行嘛，难道我们几个台领导都不行</span></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><font size="5">?&nbsp;<br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/></font></span></span><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/></span></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"></span></font></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"></span></font></span></p>

<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;"><font size="6">数不胜数</font><font size="6"><span lang="EN-US">&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;“</span>亲爱的，请你如实告诉我，<span lang="EN-US">”</span>新婚的妻子问丈夫，<span lang="EN-US">&nbsp;“</span>在同我结婚前，你有过几个女人？</font><font size="6"><span lang="EN-US">”&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span>丈夫看了妻子一眼，默不作声。</font><font size="6"><span lang="EN-US">&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;“</span>真对不起，是我错了，我应该相信你的。<span lang="EN-US">”</span>妻子露出笑脸。</font><font size="6"><span lang="EN-US">&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span>过了好长时间，丈夫依旧沉默不语。</font><font size="6"><span lang="EN-US">&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;“</span>你还在生气？<span lang="EN-US">”</span>妻子有些着急了。</font><font size="6"><span lang="EN-US">&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;“</span>不，不是，<span lang="EN-US">”</span>丈夫说，<span lang="EN-US">“</span>我心里还在数，到底有过几个女人？</font><span lang="EN-US"><font size="6">”&nbsp;<br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/></font></span></span>

<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;"><font size="6">触景生情</font><font size="6"><span lang="EN-US">&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span>一对新婚夫妇到郊外游玩，途中经过一片湖沼。妻子看到湖中悠游的一对白鹅，便对丈夫说：<span lang="EN-US">“</span>亲爱的，你看它们生活得多么美好，但愿我们也跟它们一样。</font><font size="6"><span lang="EN-US">”<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span>丈夫一言不发。</font><span lang="EN-US"><br/><font size="6">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</font></span><font size="6">傍晚，在他们回家途中，又经过那片湖沼，又看到一对白鹅。妻子又说：<span lang="EN-US">“</span>你看它们仍然相处在一起，一直不分离。</font><font size="6"><span lang="EN-US">”<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span>这时，丈夫开口了：<span lang="EN-US">“</span>亲爱的，你再仔细看看，那只母鹅已经不是早上那只了。<span lang="EN-US">”</span></font></span>

<p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font size="6"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"></span></font></span></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font size="6"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"></span></font></span></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font size="6">一对情侣卿卿我我情浓。</font></span></span></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font size="6">女：你现在想什么？</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font size="6">男：跟你想的一样。</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font size="6">女的立刻给了男的一记耳光，骂道：你这个流氓！</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/></span></span></p>

谁有老佛爷的手机号？有号的估计就是老情人儿。可惜俺也木有，肉肉也木有吧？

<font size="5">得令！俺就带一双筷子去哈！已经通知小屈了，可俺木有老佛爷的手机号，打她家的电话木有人接，不会是趁肉肉不在，也去会老情人儿了吧？<img src="http://pic.piclib.net/face/101/045.gif" alt=""/></font>

中！感谢话梅的周到安排哈。

<p>下午2-3点到，晚上去距农舍几分钟车程的一个大鱼塘吃饭，那比起城里奏是儿是普通饭哈，但算附近最好的，烤鱼、家常饼很好吃，咱就凑合吃一顿，主要是聚聚昂！大家什么吃的喝的东东都不用带，带着嘴奏中啦。欢迎带狗狗去，发情的可不行啊，安家那两饿狼受不了。</p><p>声明一哈：请大家放心，不用干活！！！！！奏是吃喝玩乐昂！！！！！</p><p>安家园子今年有变化，打了一口井，挖了个鱼池，放了几十条小鱼，不能钓哈。隔壁还养了会飞的珍珠鸡，很好看的鸡。</p><p>紫菜通知老佛爷（你们开车的得有人带她吧）和小屈，安通知孙总。</p>

<font size="5">俺就在家听令了，“10.1”可能有点事，其它哪天均可！小屈买了辆本田，不用接了，5.1的时候他就跃跃欲试了！<img src="http://pic.piclib.net/face/102/067.gif" alt=""/>老佛爷有人通知吗？肉肉不在，大伙趁机关照一哈！<img src="http://pic.piclib.net/face/102/052.gif" alt=""/></font>