从前北京流行的江湖黑话

<font size="4">记得文革时期有句黑话：“飞帽子”，就是生抢别人带着的帽子，走在大街上，不知从哪里攒过一个骑车的，错身之际，顺手就把你的帽子摘走扬长而去。一身国防绿、军帽、军跨、腰系武装带是当时的标准装束，帽子有代章的，是真的军帽，也有商店买的，是假军帽，当时都以拥有真军帽为荣，所以帽子被抢的事时有发生，俺的帽子就被“飞”走过好几顶。</font>

紫菜，反正也是绿帽子，不戴也罢！

<p><font size="5">&nbsp;靠！换顶帽子：</font></p><p><font size="5">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img alt="" src="http://bj.home.163.com/admin/News/NewsImg/002/200673114184229.jpg" border="0"/></font></p>

<font size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">某日刘洪涛遇到外宾，上前搭话曰：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">I am HongTao Liu</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">，外宾曰：我他妈还是方片七呢！</span></font>

明油巧遇法国圈子太神奇了!俺替嫩捏了一把汗哈，幸亏嫩当时没跟嫩那哥们儿说出什么影响中法友谊的话来，要不非挨揍不可。

<p>海蜇的调研太深入了，几乎以假乱真了，让人误解在所难免。</p>

<font size="5">豆豆千年一现，故字字千金也。为提高兔子们的黑话水平，俺不背黑锅谁背黑锅！<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">是金子，总会花光的；是镜子，总会反光的</span></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font size="5">…</font>&nbsp;</span>