穆小芒 发表于 2010-10-24 13:17:43

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向/鲁迅奖委员们/致敬/你们的爹/至少都是李刚
认真学习了/鲁迅诗词奖/感到无比的振奋和激昂/羊羔体的上市/堪比49年的解放/天安门上红旗扬/古有唐诗宋词元曲/今天有斜杠/羊羔体的问世/将诗歌的新纪元开创/中发几几号/社论短评/小说散文/全部纳入诗歌的篇章/不仅仅此/对中文文体也将产生划时代的影响/从今而后废除其它标点符号/只留下唯一的斜杠/鲁迅奖委员们/我真的服了你们/I服了you/看/中外文通吃/以后再也没有莎士比亚的十四行/向/鲁迅奖委员们/致敬/你们的爹/至少都是李刚

穆小芒 发表于 2010-10-24 13:22:11

我/爱/羊羔体

<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">我</span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Calibri">/</font></span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">爱</span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Calibri">/</font></span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">羊羔体</span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; 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FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">前后腿</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Calibri">/</font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">还是羊肚羊腱羊肠</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Calibri">/</font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">我还清楚记得</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Calibri">/</font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">第一次爱上它们</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Calibri">/</font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; 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倪庆云 发表于 2010-10-26 09:40:51

<font size="4">这种体/应当叫木鱼儿体/它有着悠久的历史渊源/早在城南旧事重提的时候/发明者就用外国话写了十四行/后来遭老师严厉表扬/被放逐江北(作者注:江北指的是黑龙江省的最北部)/木鱼体从此地开始正式酝酿成文/逐步演变成诗/并在后来出版《荒集》作为成果展示/现有多种文字转载发行/可叹那些鲁迅文学奖的委员们/咋就没发现这么一个精华作品/却拿小羊羔来做文章</font>

穆小芒 发表于 2010-10-26 12:36:13

<font size="4">倪弟/你的/拿偶开心的/良心大大的/那个的/你的掏钱大大的/烤的/羊的/体的/米西的</font>

穆小芒 发表于 2011-4-13 07:42:22

<font size="5">做小广告的怎么能在此横行?!</font>

马小卫 发表于 2011-9-23 16:38:56

好几个月没人发帖顶帖了,俺顶老木的羊羔附体。

葛宜俊 发表于 2011-9-23 16:58:41

我响应小卫姐:顶...顶...顶...

成卫国 发表于 2011-9-27 18:20:33

外附网怎么了?

<font color="#ee1111" size="5">真想念当年的外附网啊!每天都要上去看看,看到同学的帖子就像看到亲人啦,可如今人气散尽,网页也经常打不开,在策划了空前绝后的北京饭店聚会之后,校友会破产了,痛心啊!</font>

刘蕴企 发表于 2011-10-4 02:36:43

<p><font size="4">痛</font></p><p><font size="4">心</font></p><p><font size="4">啊</font></p><p></p><p><font size="4">!</font></p><p>(木体?)</p>

穆小芒 发表于 2011-10-11 14:15:37

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>马小卫</i>在2011-9-23 16:38:56的发言:</b><br/>好几个月没人发帖顶帖了,俺顶老木的羊羔附体。</div><p><font size="4">小卫你的/为什么的/不上帖子?/所以你欠老木羊体一只/整的/要烤!</font></p>
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