穆小芒 发表于 2009-11-23 14:24:45

常在海里游,眼睛一定斜!(有好看的PP啊!)

<p><font size="4">悉尼周日气温达到40度!感觉:温暖!</font></p><p><font size="4">阳光直晒下的任何物体尽量不要去摸,特别是金属物品。喘气时,外面的热气往身体里面涌。动一动,满身大汗;不动,大汗?怼:人??鹊奈付颊橇耍?墒腔箍省?lt;/font&gt;<p><font size="4">不过,还不到不能忍受的地步。海边,哇!People Mountain, People Sea!老木也早早的到了海边,好不容易找到个车位,泊好车已是一身汗。</font></p><p><font size="4">没敢立即钻进水里,水还没到40度。当放开四肢,躺在水上,身体随着浪一涌一荡的。不是浪里个浪,是真爽。</font></p><p><font size="4">不过,到了晚上,气温逐步降下来了。半夜降到20度。又裹着棉被睡了。</font></p><p><font size="4">这已经不是第一次了,06年的元旦也是如此。与高温一起来的是山火,有十几处。声明,不是我点的。</font></p><p><font size="4">欢迎到温暖的悉尼来。</font></p><br/></font></p><p><font size="4">不过,还不到不能忍受的地步。海边,哇!People Mountain, People Sea!老木也早早的到了海边,好不容易找到个车位,泊好车已是一身汗。</font></p><p><font size="4">没敢立即钻进水里,水还没到40度。当放开四肢,躺在水上,身体随着浪一涌一荡的。不是浪里个浪,是真爽。</font></p><p><font size="4">不过,到了晚上,气温逐步降下来了。半夜降到20度。又裹着棉被睡了。</font></p><p><font size="4">这已经不是第一次了,06年的元旦也是如此。与高温一起来的是山火,有十几处。声明,不是我点的。</font></p><p><font size="4">欢迎到温暖的悉尼来。</font></p><br/>

倪庆云 发表于 2009-11-23 15:56:15

<p><font size="4">哈哈,牧歌在袋鼠国开始炼丹啦。</font></p><p><font size="4">再次回国时,别忘了给俺们带点炼丹的成果回来。</font></p><p><font size="4">想那个当年,秦老爷子为了求丹,临碣石欲遁入仙境。</font></p><p><font size="4">看里格如今,木老夫子为了清爽,驾长车想喝掉汪洋。</font></p>

穆小芒 发表于 2009-11-23 17:14:56

<p>谢谢倪弟问候。</p><p>练丹估计是来不及了,烤肉很有可能!</p>

穆小芒 发表于 2009-11-28 13:44:41

<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">常在海边站,怎能不斜眼?!</span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-INDENT: 36pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">今天</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Calibri">35</font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">度,比上周末的</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Calibri">40</font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">度凉快不少。温度只要不超过体温,基本还是可以忍受的。不管度数,又去了海边,又和海水</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Calibri">0</font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">距离接触了半天,很爽啊!特别是水里既没有水母,也没有水公。希望它们两口子找个什么远点儿的地方闷得儿蜜去。后来有银批判,说木头没知识,水母是异性同体的东东。木头也懒得去查了。但上次蜇我的肯定是水母,不是水公。我就不信,那么低等的生物也搞同性恋!</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-INDENT: 36pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">标题上有“斜眼”二字,知道吴大夫职业性的肯定就盯上了。希望这个斜眼病,吴大夫能治。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-INDENT: 36pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">海边,特别是盛夏的海边,银多。姑娘们身着三点式,扭来扭去的,真让人受不了!各位给评评,碰上这种情况,那眼怎能不斜?!</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-INDENT: 36pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">第一:不是木头让她们穿成这样的。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-INDENT: 36pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">第二:你总不能装的视而不见的样子,梗着脖子往前走。那是颈椎出问题了。也不能总低着头哈着腰走,那是文革时挨斗落下的病根儿。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-INDENT: 36pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">第三:罩个墨镜是个好办法,特别是那种带反光的。外面再使劲也看不见镜片后面那两眼珠子朝哪边倾斜呢。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-INDENT: 36pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">对哈!戴蜜镜(俺们东北银把墨镜都叫“蜜镜”)。蜜镜还得挑大个的,现在时尚的镜镜是越大越牛!最好是能罩住半张脸的!但绝不能戴罩住整张脸的,那是电焊同学专用。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-INDENT: 36pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">戴上蜜镜,两眼想怎么斜就怎么斜,能歪到哪儿就歪到那儿。天天去海边,晒成古铜色,下回和各位再见时,非洲乌木!</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p>

吴健芳 发表于 2009-12-2 11:30:37

治“斜眼儿”

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">最近瞎忙,有一阵儿没上来看了,今天上来一看,老木“斜眼”了,真是职业病了,得赶紧看个究竟</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;"><font face="Times New Roman">---<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">看来,这病不太好治,老木提的一、二、三点都不是病根儿,最主要的问题出在:</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">“</span><b><i><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-language: HI;">海边,特别是盛夏的海边,银多。姑娘们身着三点式,扭来扭去的</span></i></b><b><i><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-language: HI;"><font face="Times New Roman">—</font></span></i></b><b><i><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-language: HI;">”</span></i></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt;"><b><i><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-language: HI;"></span></i></b><b><i><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-language: HI;"><p></p></span></i></b>&nbsp;</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-language: HI;">心不正,眼自然就斜啦,这种“斜眼”是非固定性的,随着目标左斜右斜,难以矫正!最好的办法当然是戴大蜜镜啦,</span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-language: HI;">“</span><b><i><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-language: HI;">戴上蜜镜,两眼想怎么斜就怎么斜,能歪到哪儿就歪到那儿。”</span></i></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt;"><b><i><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-language: HI;"></span></i></b><b><i><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-language: HI;"><p></p></span></i></b>&nbsp;</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-language: HI;">送你几副蜜镜,随便挑</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-language: HI;"><font face="Times New Roman">----</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-language: HI;"></span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><p></p></span>&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/></p>

倪庆云 发表于 2009-12-2 14:39:19

<font size="4">第五张图中的蜜镜,好像是把项链上面的鼻子孔放大后制成滴。惊叹中。。。</font>

穆小芒 发表于 2009-12-4 20:52:08

订购那第五副密!

<p>看倪眼斜不斜!本周悉尼邦迪海滩摄影.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><br/>

穆小芒 发表于 2009-12-7 09:48:31

常在海里游,眼睛一定斜!

<p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">常在海里游,一定要眼斜的理由很简单:鲨鱼!</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">当然,谁要说自己牛,比浪里白条都狠,也行,那就闭着眼游。但说实话,就算是白条来了,在鲨鱼眼里,不过是“肉条”罢了。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">话说回来,人家鲨鱼并不太喜欢人肉叉烧包,原则上说,不怎么那鲨鱼眼皮夹你。可你就不敢说那个话,不正眼看老鲨。斜眼看,也是希望万一发现有什么不对劲儿的,那就狗刨,紧着挠哧!可你再刨,有老鲨尾鳍一摆快?!</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">平心而论,老鲨对人还是敬而远之的。不知道原因,可能,人肉真是酸的,广东银讲话了:牳好食!(不好吃!)所以,据记载,每年澳人被老鲨米西的不足</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Calibri">10</font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">人,远远低于其它类的受害数字。问题在于其惨不忍睹的样子。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">老鲨的上下颌的咬力是每平方公分达上百公斤。冲浪的滑板结实不结实,咔嚓一口,比嚼饼干都脆!在新闻节目中看到被咬者的残胳膊断腿,想想跟吃烤串似的。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">也有狠主。今年早些时候,一少女在海边遭遇老鲨,多亏她那表兄奋不顾身冲过来,跟老鲨玩上了拳击。砰砰砰,几记连续的直拳,猛捣老鲨的软前唇。老鲨吃痛,走了。注意啊,不是钩拳,钩拳就正好把胳膊送到老鲨的嘴里。可,问题在于,一:不是每个银都有表兄;二:不是每个表兄都会拳击而且那么奋不顾身。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">在这种情况哈,只有多贼眉鼠眼的四处多瞲摸。那眼不斜能行?!哼!</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p>

倪庆云 发表于 2009-12-11 17:05:10

<p><font size="5">太晃眼了,不戴蜜镜还真不行。更重要的是,这么晃眼,不戴蜜镜,万一被晃晕了,掉入老鲨那里,别说咱没练过拳的,就是那练过拳的,能有几个在那种时候敌挡得住如此暴戾的老鲨?真到那时候,估计也没人能把裤腰带结成绳子,就像把姜昆从狮虎山救出来那样,因为透过蜜镜看到的,只有那些白条,根本找不着裤腰带。</font></p><p><font size="5">呜呼哀哉!</font></p><p><font size="5">看来咱得改行,专卖蜜镜。</font></p>

穆小芒 发表于 2010-1-23 20:04:53

41度,温暖啊!

<p><font size="4">今天悉尼最后报41摄氏度!温暖啊,真的很温暖!</font></p><p><font size="4">木头只好躲到水里,太舒服啦,才22度。风平浪静的,木头就在水面上漂那个漂,由于没风,所以不浪。</font></p><p><font size="4">好在下午起风,来了阵雨。现在22度,房间里的温度,是水里的。一会儿钻窝还得盖薄被。</font></p><p><font size="4">在海滩上照相的镜头总是对着姑娘,没人给老木头“捏”个影什么的。唉,世风日下啊!</font></p><p><font size="4"></font></p>
页: [1]
查看完整版本: 常在海里游,眼睛一定斜!(有好看的PP啊!)