哈哈一笑（续）
<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;"><p><font size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;"></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt;"><p><font face="宋体"><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">45</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">岁</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 偶尔不唠叨。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 偶尔让我发言。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 允许我讲笑话。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 路上的中学生管她叫阿姨，而不是奶奶。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 看见我的秘书裙子很短，也不会买八千块的耳环。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">55</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">岁</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">……</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">没有因为更年期而杀人、放火、攻击国家权力机关和让我坐老虎凳。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">65</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">岁</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 不长胡子。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 有两个乳房。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 穿我的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">T</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">恤不嫌小。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 让我给她的小外孙擦屁股时态度比较和气。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 路上的中学生叫她奶奶，而不是爷爷。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 我做的饭她能吃。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 我一个笑话讲几遍她都会笑。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 允许我养花。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 不用我养的鱼喂她养的猫。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 看电视时不打呼噜。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 她不看电视连续剧时我可以看足球赛。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 每天提醒我吃药。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 说起我</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">30</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">年前的艳遇已不再大发雷霆。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 记得我们的退休金和保险号。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 晚饭时给我倒一小杯葡萄酒。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 有一次我尿了裤子，她没有用拐棍打我。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">80</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">岁</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 活着。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 认得我是谁。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> （摘自《小女贼的黑店》，中国青年出版社</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">2006</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">年</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">4</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">月版，定价：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">23.00</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">元</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;"></p></font></p></span></font></p></span> <p><font size="5">今年，72小队的男男女女们都将陆陆续续的年满47岁，可他们的要求仍然停留在3岁的时候,就知道抱，抱一抱，再抱一抱。呵呵呵......想让这帮人长大除非公鸡把蛋下。</font></p> <p> <a class="lan14" href="http://news.xinhuanet.com/forum/2008-02/29/content_7692781.htm" target="_blank"><font color="#0033cc" size="4">有这样的老婆每天可要开心死了</font></a></p><p><font size="4">有一天下班后，我打她的手机，想叫她带一点菜回来，她一直不接电话． <br/> 过了十几分钟，她上气不接下气地跑回家， <br/> 很得意地对我说：“为了节约电话费，所以我不接电话！” <br/> 我差点昏倒， <br/> <br/> 接电话也要钱ㄇ? @)_(@ <br/> <br/> ※有一次我和她出门，两个人只带了一把钥匙． <br/> 她要去菜市场，叫我先回家，把钥匙留给她． <br/> 我问她：“为什么把钥匙留给你呢？” <br/> 她说：“这样等一下我回家你就不用出来给我开门啦！” <br/> <br/> 那谁帮你老公开门? @)_(@ <br/> <br/> ※听了广播里发布的停电通知，她说： <br/> “唉，明天又停电，什么事也不能做，只好躺在床上看一天的电视了！” <br/> <br/> 喔～ 你家电视不用电的喔 @)_(@ <br/> <br/> ※看到韩剧里男女主角恩爱浪漫的样子，她非常羡慕， <br/> 很温柔地对我说：“老公，这个星期天我们也去河边看海！” <br/> <br/> 河边?看海?? @)_(@ <br/> <br/> ※有一次，我们为了一件小事发生了争执， <br/> 她很气愤地骂道：“你再惹我生气，当心我踢你两耳光！！” <br/> <br/> 佛山无影脚ㄚ? @)_(@ <br/> <br/>※看着我吃力地搬电脑，她说：“这么重啊！怎么不删掉一些东西再搬？” <br/> <br/> 删掉什么会变轻? @)_(@ <br/> <br/> ※有一次我忘了关电脑就去上班，于是打电话叫她关一下． <br/> 过了一会儿，她十分生气地打电话过来质问我： <br/> “臭老公！你把遥控器放哪去了？” </font></p> <p><font size="5">和这么个活宝在一起，能把你给气乐了。胖子，你就照这样的娶一个昂！</font></p>
[此贴子已经被作者于2008-3-7 17:48:04编辑过]
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